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News California Get's it's Comeuppance

Discussion in 'EAG Announcements' started by Hitliz, Aug 6, 2018.

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  1. Hitliz

    Hitliz Executive Member
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    Space Travelers,

    Due to the numerous issues, bugs and glitches we have been experiencing, persisting since the rebirth of the universe, Zortan has declared the planet California a Rogue entity! He and and I have tried to deal with his unruly offspring, but to no avail. She will not amend her ways. Sadly, Zortan will utterly destroy her, and will then allow her to resurrect as a clean pristine, sane and subdued planet, suitable for peaceful habitation. He has declared his that his wrath will fall upon his wayward child on Friday, August 10th, at 12:00 noon. Please gather your ships, your family, friends and pets, along with your possessions and flee to the The Coast (California Orbit), or Faultline (California Moon). We will let you know when it is safe to return. Any inhabitants who fail to take Zortan's warning and flee, will be consumed with the planet, along with all their substance. LEAVE while you can! Remember when you return, treat the newborn planet with gentility and kindness, this will please Zortan.

    Thank you

    Minion of Zortan
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